"I am an Anti-Freeze." John Liedown (of the reformed 'Copulating Revolvers') opens up to Elliott.
So, what is a 'copulating revolver'?
It is, as the name suggests, a type of gun which is engaged in the act of
copulation. We were originally going to call ourselves the 'Procrastinating
Gentlemen', but the name was stolen by our arch enemies, the 'Procrastinating
Gentlemen' (formerly : the 'Bell View Nickle-Nobbler Dinosaurs'). As you
can guess, we were very upset.
I can well imagine. Why is it that you boys have reformed?
Well, they aren't boys as such. Which isn't to say that they are men. They
have been stored in chronic freezers for the reformation. So they are very
old and yet the same. Not boys, not men, but knee-jerks, so to speak.
Isn't it a bit scandalous for you to reform, when your patented Anti-Freeze
is a thing of the past?
It's still cold isn't it? Anti-Freeze got us to the top in the first place.
Anti-Freeze thawed the band (in half). We got where we are by being Anti-Freeze,
and the next five Gulf Wars aren't going to stop us.
But you're no spring chicken.
And you're no turkey escalope.
I wouldn't say that.
John Liedown wasn't talking to Elliott.