This issue, Elliott meets Robbie Williams.

I'd just like to start by saying that this is a very big moment for me. I thought that you were wonderful in Good Morning Vietnam.
Are you taking the biscuit?

No, no. After you. Anyway, it's rumoured that your success in the music industry is due solely to the size of your Magic Johnson.
Yes I can't deny it. It's absolutely true.

Is it lonely at the top?
No, it's smooth at the top and hairy at the bottom.

Someone said to me that you left Take That because you weren't a team player. Would you say that that was true, or might you say that you play for both teams?
I play for time, actually.

So what does the future hold in store?
Time.

Robbie Williams wasn't talking to Elliott.