In the wake of the lucky escape we all had when Neil Young cancelled his European tour (including a headline Glastonbury date) after cutting his finger WHILST MAKING A HAM SANDWICH, we thought we’d tell you The Baggage’s favourite non-rock ‘n’ roll rock ‘n’ roll injuries.

Last year, Fruitbat from chirpy eighties indie popsters CARTER USM had to spend all of their UK tour sitting down, after doing in his back WHILST CLEANING HIS BATH. THE STONE ROSES famously had to cancel their Glastonbury headlining slot after John Squire FELL OFF HIS BIKE.

Bernard Sumner of NEW ORDER once had to be taken to hospital to have a microphone removed from his mouth, after ACCIDENTALLY BITING IT WHILST ON STAGE.

BABY BIRD’S Steven Jones made a right tit of himself whilst trying to be rock ‘n’ roll, when he KICKED A MICROPHONE STAND and broke his toe.

And our very own Tim managed to knock himself cold when he TRIPPED OVER A STATIONARY FOOTBALL. And to think we still let him write for us, eh?