If Michael Jackson wasn't enough (ooh - never enough), this month we have for you an exclusive Elliott interview with the devil himself, Satan.

Your evilness, it's great to see you.
Thank you, Elliott, and please pass on my thanks to all the editors for their promise of first-born children.

No problem. How are you keeping?
A bit tired at the moment actually. I had a bit of a late night last night hanging out with Tricky.

So, what's your opinion of contemporary music, Satan old chum?
Well, seldom has business been so good. So many people wanting to sell their souls...

The harvesting has begun?
Precisely, dear boy. They will burn and burn again.

Nrabla Nomad! Nrabla Nomad!
Burn and burn again.

The music...
Yes?

The music burns.
Again and again. The harvesting has begun. The year is 1.

Satan wasn't talking to Elliott.